Bowling for bullshit, detail from contemporary art

sidenote ~ There is a KGW reference there ~ on the «bowling for bullshit» to a bull in a china store (Dieffenbachia from Let it Buffer). Which I have sung for people more than a few times. I probably will do that for years and years to be fair. Not only this song though.

Oh, I rarely turn down requests for citations of KGW.

You say I never got to ya.

What about the dieffenbachia?

What about the civic opera?

Those were the longest three hours of my life.

But they didn't mean shit to you.

You repeat:

I didn't get to you.

And you don't want me to make a big to-do,

well, I'm warning you now, I just might.

You know that time is on my side

I got a resume full of sitting around and

Papers to show I've tried

Boxes full of receipts proving dinners in town

were on the table provided you provided for me

And, provided you believe in dinosaurs,

Jesus knows that I don't wanna lie no more!

That can't make up its mind and it's fine except

So I'll quit while I'm ahead

Before things get violent

I'd like to thank the environment,

and god, what a glorious day!

Please accept this cycad,

a token of my epic disfigured view of

This big twisted picture.

Really what more can I say?

You get a phone call late one night, and then

Pretty soon, you just can't put it down

so you lock the basement tight

And cover the windows to keep the demons out.

Thought bubbles cause trouble but you muddle through

Oblivious to what's right in front of you

but you were always such a K.G.W. So

#1 it's no "wonder" I got ya

#2, if you're coming through anytime soon,

Could you drop off the dieffenbachia?